king of the one liners on a train

NAME: Sterling Malory Archer
CANON POINT: ???
AGE: mid 40s
HEIGHT: 6'2"
BUILD: Athletic
HAIR: Black, so thick you can barely get a comb through it
EYES: Blue
BLOOD TYPE: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner?
OCCUPATION: World's Greatest Spy (title reclaimed)
RESIDENCE: ???